
ITS ALL ABOUT FNUK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fnuk have been putting on parties in London and the UK for over 6 years holding some of the biggest and best boat parties seen on the Thames in London.
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Land Ahoy Fnukstars!!!!
May I just start by saying a MASSIVE THANKS to all who came to our last Boat Party!!!
Sorry for the belated thanks but as I'm sure most of you are aware there was a slight cock up with regards to the After Party and I have spent the last few weeks contacting people who I know who were there to get their thoughts on what happened. Although it was all totally out of our control we still felt responsible as we weren't able to deliver what we promised.
Here are just some of the positive replies we received.....
Hi Richard,
My mates & I were at your boat party & rest assured we all had a fantastic time, like you said there was a great vibe; they were all infectiously up for a laugh.
We got a taxi to the after party venue so arrived before the coach. We paid £5 to get in, we did question it at the time but as you mentioned the door staff were miserable sods & so we simply paid the £5 & got in there. Once inside we waited for our fellow pirate scallywags, but it was only when we nipped outside for a ciggy that we sore most of you were outside! I witnessed the fight with the bouncers & the girl; she finally ended up being carried away by a friend. Shortly after than there was another scuffle with the bouncers & a man that went on for ages too.
None the less, there were about 8 of us & we are all looking forward to your next event, the crowds you pull in are lovely to socialise with & the DJ’s just kept pulling those choons out of the bag, so no bad feelings from us at all mate.
Thanks for your email & doing your utmost to sort the situation out.
Look forward to seeing you at your next shindig,
hey Rich, just firstly like to say i agree it was one the best floaty boaty's ever, so thanks.
I know for sure that our small group (once finally gaining entry to the venue as you explained) were stopped on the stairs and was charged a fiver each, just to confirm this for you.
Also the whole toilet situation was a bit dire, i completely agree with you about the unproffessionalism of the staff (bar staff werent much better) i was pushed on a couple of occasions and literally mugged by the toilet attendant.. he was being very pushy about me tipping him.. for his all hardwork! dispite the fact he had tryed to bust in on me in the cubical on both of the occasions i had to make a visit.
We were all of the opinion that this was all clearly out of your control, so by no means feel like we blame you for this and it clearly wont make any difference to whether we come to the next and the next and the next !!
anyway im sure you'll have lots of replys to go through so thanks for taking the time to explain the difficaulties and reasons for the shambles at the after party.
it was abit anooying but hey, never mind i had a wicked time m8...nice 1
We did receive a bucket load more but I think those 3 pretty much sums up your feelings on the matter!!!!
So once again a MASSIVE THANKS for all of your support. On a more positive note we have found a new venue which looks like being the most perfect After Party venue for our boat parties in the world ever!!!
I've got a meeting with the venue owner next week to confirm it all and as soon as I have I will be releasing all the info for the NEXT BOAT PARTY which is on August 9th (whack it in the diary).
Future Dates
April
Saturday 5th - Millska DJ set at Barbarella, The Mothers' Ruin, St Nicholas Street - Bristol
Saturday 12th - The Fnuk Associates DJ set @ Ministry of Sound, Gaunt Street - London
Friday 18th - The Fnuk Associates DJ set @ DSI Does Alton Towers - Stafford (click here for more info)
June
Friday 20th - July 2nd Ibiza (more details to follow very soon)
July
Friday, Saturday, Sunday 4th, 5th & 6th - Fnuk at Z008 Music Festival. This is gonna be FOOKIN HUGE (click here for more info)
August
Saturday 9th - The Fnuk Summer Floaty Boaty Ball - More details to follow very very soon
OUR NEXT PARTY! Fnuk @ Ministry of Sound
Fnuk are going to be joining forces with the awesome RPM to rock the Lounge @ Ministry of Sound and I tell you what the rest of the line up in the other rooms aren't that bad either...
Check out the flyer below.....

As ever we have a super special concession list for all you mighty fine Fnukstars which will get you in for just 12 squid instead of £15 or £20 on the door!!!
All you need to do is send your FULL NAMES to list@fnuk.us (you can do it just by clicking the link) or PM me on here!!!!
For some reason I've got a feeling this might just go off ever so slighty!!!
See you on a DANCE FLOOR soon Fnukstar